Friday, September 25, 2009

ini cite macha haram...

so smue org bz rye..ak by rye kedua da settle da..siap ad gado lg yg mnyebabkan mak ak mengalah balik kl kol 9mlm slps smpai muar kol 8pg ari yg sme..

so rye ketiga adik2 ak nk jalan2..ak mls nk g sbnrnye..ak xbrape ngam ngan adik2 ak..sng cite..ak xrapat la..xle bawak rocking sme2 la..so ak juz teman dieorg je la.. ak nk g mid ke..klcc ke..kalo klcc bole mkn coklat ngan ain..tp end up kteorg masing2 ad misunderstanding so xdpt la kuar sme2..so meaning ak snsrg la the whole day..

TIMES FUCKING SQUARE!!!! ak pantang gler tmpt tu la..dr mle ak g..ak mesti rs tu tmpt utk freaks ber shpg.. da lme ak xg..ble ak g ikot adik2 ak..tmpt tu lg freak!! freak of all freaks!! ak xle nk gmbr kan cmne la...nk ckp pown xterkate..korang g je la sne...........tp kalo korang style cmtu gak..then jgn ckp ngan ak pasni..shaityuwall!!!

so ak da nk mati sensorang kat sne..adik2 ak tgk movie... so ak g la kat supermarket bwh tu..cr air ngan mknn sket.. here's where the moron came...

ak nk bli roti..ak batak roti sket.. ak g tmpt roti..nk kte self-service..pe tool nak ambk pown xd.. ak dok usha2..then dtg la 1 'bhai'..die ngah mkn sblm tu.. ak ckp nk roti tu..die bg yg ni..ak mntk yg atas..die bg yg bwh.. babi tol cha ni.. siap berkari2 lg paper bag ak.. ak pk die xphm mlayu..so ble ak nk g byr..ak tanye kaunter mne..

'where i need to pay these?'
'BAYAR KAT DPN SNE...SNE..DPN SNE OK..' *ak tulis besa sbb die ckp kuat tp xjerit*

moron tu ckp cm bajet ak anak mlayu yg poyo speaking bi kat times square tu...

WTF MAN!! GUA PK LU MACHA DOW XPHM BM SO GUA CKP BI NGAN LU LA.. SAPE SUH LU PRANGAI MUKE CM MACHA!! PRANGAI CM MACHA!! MKN KARI KASI KOTOR PAPER FUCKING BAG AK!!

basicly..ak pk die macha sbb die xd ckp pape ngan ak ble ak ckp bm ngan die ms pilih roti ak..then die xphm bhs cm mamak kdai gunting rmbt.. pnh tgk mamak gunting rmbt??

'mamak..tepi ngan blakang kasi nipis..atas xpyh'
'wokey'

the next thing that happen atas bwh kiri kanan smue pndk!!! paling kesian mmbr ak la.. order tepi je nipis..tetido time ptg rmbt nye hal..bgn2 botak!!

lastly ak pk die mamak sbb mkn kari yg kotorkan paper bag ak..
got it?? mamak=kari=mamak gunting rmbt..

so tajuk tu bkn la macha haram sbnrnye..macha haram wannabe..hahahahha

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